No spitting or pissing towards, or sleeping with your boots pointing towards Mecca for U.S Marines. Latest edict from on high. And people wonder why some of us suspect ol’ B. Hussein Obama – the Appeaser in Chief – of being a Muslim.
[Emphasis mine. Hat tip: Crusader Rabbit]
Marines Warned: Don’t Spit Toward Mecca
Uncle Sam is getting a little weird. Make that a lot weird. Having dumped hundreds of billions of dollars into a sinkhole called Afghanistan — populated by misogynistic, pederastic, tribalistic and religiously supremacist primitives — to no avail, he has hit on a new plan for winning those ever-elusive Afghan “hearts and minds.”
Uncle Sam has decided that the answer lies in the latrine with the U.S. Marine Corps. No kidding. When nature calls, Uncle Sam has decided he wants every U.S. Marine equipped with a map and compass, or some other way of knowing direction. This is to ensure that no U.S. Marine in Afghanistan urinates in the direction of Mecca ever again.
teach Marines to exist in the Islamically approved fashion
Now, there’s a winning strategy.
It’s still OK, of course, to spread baksheesh (payola) indiscriminately, chase jihadis into twisting mountain gorges, clear any road laced with improvised explosives – blow up, even, and bleed all over the place. Just make sure your sense of direction is sharp when it really counts. […]
Marines … are learning to act like Muslims.
That would be “culturally insensitive” and, therefore, it seems, worse than anything Afghani (or Pakistani) jihadist butchers might do (beheadings, rape) because they, as Muslims, are automatically “culturally sensitive.” Apparently to compensate, senior Pentagon brass created something called the USMC Center for Advanced Operational Culture Learning to teach Marines to exist in the Islamically approved fashion.
When Marines learn not to … in accordance with Shariah (Islamic law). They are learning to act like Muslims.
If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em?
ISAF, veritable mouthpiece of the coming caliphate
Such “culture learning” blends seamlessly with an International Security Assistance Force (ISAF) guidance to all troops in Afghanistan to revere the Quran and its teachings. That’s the unmistakable message of COIN Advisory #20100924-001, which I found on the ISAF website. […]
The way Islam treats women stinks = verbal disrespect for Islam. The verses of the Quran that call for jihad against infidels are heinous = insulting the Quran. But ISAF, veritable mouthpiece of the coming caliphate, deems such talk “inappropriate” and outright “blasphemy.” This might win the generals an extra cushion at the foot of the caliph’s throne, but, as the Marines are learning in their Culture Learning classes, they’ll have to drink all their chai and finish their goat, first. [end]
I guess the next ‘recommendation’ will be that U.S. Marines are actually converts to Islam thereby ensuring no chance of stepping outside Sharia observances: Now that really would be a “winning strategy”. It certainly worked out pretty well with the Fort Hood experience — where Nidal Malik Hasan, a U.S. Army Major and American-born Muslim, murdered 13 people and wounded 29 others.